So is Europe going to war with the United States?

Often written and talked about is Article 5 of the NATO agreement, which says that an attack on one is an attack on all.

That means if one country (always depicted as “horrible” Russia run by the “dictator” Putin) attacks Europe (soon after Ukraine is defeated), then if one European NATO country is attacked and potentially occupied by another country, then NATO will unify and go to war with that attacking country.

Hahaha.

Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty (NATO) states that an armed attack against one NATO member is considered an attack against all, obligating other members to assist the attacked member, including with armed force if necessary. While Article 5 obligates members to assist, it does not mandate a specific response, such as the use of armed force, so Europe will have room to waffle, as it will lose if it fights the US or Russia. But war noise and “EVIL” Russia and (Ras)PUTIN is good for helping being reelected and keeping their faces in the money trough.

So why will Europe go to “war” with the United States?

President Trump is making a lot of noise about Greenland, a part of Denmark that was one of the founding members of NATO. If our president decides to take Greenland that its inhabitants and Denmark doesn’t want, then President Trump could send in some soldiers and occupy Greenland.

Given the Greenland logic, Trump’s claims on Greenland, then Russia has good reasons to take back Ukraine, since it was a part of the Soviet Union and the comedian (now himself a joke) Zelenskyy wanted to joint NATO and hide behind its skirts.

Of course, following the Greenland lead, Russia could ask for Alaska back, citing coercion when Russia sold it in 1867 for less than $150 million in today’s money, to the United States! Therefore, the transaction was fraudulent and they want it back! Now that will make for interesting TV!

When Ukraine is once again a part of Russia, Zelenskyy will run for it with, I think, huge amounts of Bitcoin saved from his $1,000 a month equivalent salary, then the world will go back to normal. Bad for the weapons industries, but good for the planet.

And if the US “invades” Greenland (to steal its resources) as it wants to do in Ukraine it could cause Denmark to invoke Article 4. Than what?

I think that Europe is shaking in its boots, since it has no idea what it’s doing other than helping its weapons manufacturers make lots of money manufacturing more and more lethal toys.

I trust that the European politicians have long bought stock in these weapons companies, thanks to Ukraine, and will be laughing all the way to the bank… in Switzerland.

But going to war with the US… hahaha. Europe wouldn’t dare. So Article 4 and NATO is just a joke… a bad expensive joke.

April Fools day is tomorrow, not today.